October 7, 2013

continuing to exist out there

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August 21, 2013

This picture of me mostly naked and drinking wine in a wig was liked 68 times on facebook and I thought that was like “whoa!” but then I shared a picture of me and my cat and it somehow collected 124 likes so I guess you win again, cats.

July 27, 2013

I went skinny dipping last night and swam into a rock and chipped my tooth. It’s staying until mid-August when I go back home to see my dentist. I already like it a little too much.

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June 13, 2013

Fulfilled a small housewife dream this morning and led a repairman into our apartment and up the stairs all while wearing this tiny gauzy thing that my apartment lovingly refers to as “The Slut Rag”

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June 9, 2013
"Listening to you having sex is like listening to somebody die slowly on a Civil War battlefield"

— I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR WITH THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY SAID THIS TO ME

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May 25, 2013

Here are some photos taken by my webcam and never shared.

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May 20, 2013

I HAVE THIS WEIRD LITTLE CUT ON MY NOSE BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ON FRIDAY AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD TO DRAG ME OUT FROM UNDER A BUSH BY MY ANKLES BECAUSE I CRAWLED UNDER IT AND SHOOK ITS BRANCHES IN MY FACE WHILE SCREAMING “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I’VE NEVER THANKED YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BUSH”

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May 3, 2013

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May 3, 2013
I’m in the kitchen trying to eat and get drunk and write a paper before going to a funeral party and I have four fussy men telling me I’m not doing it fast enough.

I’m in the kitchen trying to eat and get drunk and write a paper before going to a funeral party and I have four fussy men telling me I’m not doing it fast enough.

April 30, 2013

life update: “you’re so messy. I can’t decide if it’s sexy or gross.”

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