May 20, 2013

I HAVE THIS WEIRD LITTLE CUT ON MY NOSE BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ON FRIDAY AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD TO DRAG ME OUT FROM UNDER A BUSH BY MY ANKLES BECAUSE I CRAWLED UNDER IT AND SHOOK ITS BRANCHES IN MY FACE WHILE SCREAMING “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I’VE NEVER THANKED YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BUSH”

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Filed under: love hurts gratuitous 
May 3, 2013
I’m in the kitchen trying to eat and get drunk and write a paper before going to a funeral party and I have four fussy men telling me I’m not doing it fast enough.

I’m in the kitchen trying to eat and get drunk and write a paper before going to a funeral party and I have four fussy men telling me I’m not doing it fast enough.

April 30, 2013

life update: “you’re so messy. I can’t decide if it’s sexy or gross.”

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April 12, 2013
Okay well everything’s really perfect now, so…

Okay well everything’s really perfect now, so…

April 10, 2013

wonderbecky:

wonderbecky:

These are the only faces I make in party pictures now.

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Is it wrong to keep reblogging this or…..?

April 9, 2013
Sorry ‘bout it.

Sorry ‘bout it.

April 5, 2013
I just found this photograph and it makes me want to cry and still be happy all in the grass all at once.

JEN.

I just found this photograph and it makes me want to cry and still be happy all in the grass all at once.

JEN.

April 1, 2013
hair is growing out
test tomorrow on duck wings, dick bones, steel traps, and tools for trees
today my boyfriend and I shook hands on giving up morning sex because I keep skipping classes and he keeps not getting out of bed until one o’clock and we are adults with important lives to attend to, okay
(except we can still have morning sex on weekends)
tried to plan a sad poem about eating fortune cookies for breakfast after an unresolved relationship conflict but the last fortune cookie I opened said “we are very happy together” so there goes that
I’m going to have a birthday party only because I’ve realized I can have a facebook event called “Becky Burge22”
I wish I was turning 55

  • hair is growing out
  • test tomorrow on duck wings, dick bones, steel traps, and tools for trees
  • today my boyfriend and I shook hands on giving up morning sex because I keep skipping classes and he keeps not getting out of bed until one o’clock and we are adults with important lives to attend to, okay
  • (except we can still have morning sex on weekends)
  • tried to plan a sad poem about eating fortune cookies for breakfast after an unresolved relationship conflict but the last fortune cookie I opened said “we are very happy together” so there goes that
  • I’m going to have a birthday party only because I’ve realized I can have a facebook event called “Becky Burge22”
  • I wish I was turning 55

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March 27, 2013
"So your taking wildlife stuff,are you just trying to understand your self."

— I met a man on Main Street who looks very sad and wears an eyepatch sometimes and he has sent me four emails and this is the last thing he wrote to me.

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March 3, 2013
A lot of feelings here that I won’t try to write out. I woke up early to go to my third Quaker meeting where I sit in silence with a group of people who are all over the age of 40. They smile so warmly when I walk in and hug me tightly when I leave. Valerie stayed in bed and sleepily greeted me when I returned two hours later. I’m so happy with this sweet little baby curled up under my blankets. We both sleep with our arms above our heads. Last night we stood together in a mirror and traced every difference that’s there in our facial features

A lot of feelings here that I won’t try to write out. I woke up early to go to my third Quaker meeting where I sit in silence with a group of people who are all over the age of 40. They smile so warmly when I walk in and hug me tightly when I leave. Valerie stayed in bed and sleepily greeted me when I returned two hours later. I’m so happy with this sweet little baby curled up under my blankets. We both sleep with our arms above our heads. Last night we stood together in a mirror and traced every difference that’s there in our facial features

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