He is actually Mufasa.
— My old roommate knows me far too well.
and between my legssssssssssss
and inside of meeeeeeeee
im going to meet lenny right after class
im free at 6
sexy sex sextime
will i be able to find u on facebook?
you’re touching me
and I’m touching you
and we’re touching each other
thats what i want
and we’re naked.
yes you can find me on facebook
I will be here for you
ill try and facebook u once I know whats going on
and I will be naked
and I’m like…totally touching myself right now
wheres your roommate going to be?
DO YOU HAVE A PUBLIC ERECTION YET
at like 6ish
IS THE CLASS LAUGHING AT YOU
I AM SO WET AND HOT FOR YOUR LOVING
Uhhhh… When I received my turtle puzzle a week ago… I was asleep. So I opened it in a groggy haze of zombie-like exhaustion with no attention to details and zero memory of anything that happened besides “Ginger send turtle puzzle. Becky happy.’
So I just realized today that the envelope’s addressed to “Baby Kitten Hair”.
Becky: I’ve always wanted to adopt.
Ginger: You want to adopt babies? You can have your own babies!
Becky: Oh, no! Not babies. Everybody wants babies. I want to adopt older children.
Ginger: …..what? You want to adopt older kids. With personalities and problems.
Becky: Yeah. And I’m considering…. uh… like… special needs children.
Ginger: *rolls over and dies of terror*
I’m still naively 12 years old when it comes to the adoption dream. I JUST KNOW THAT I AM GOOD AT LOVING PEOPLE OK?!
From that one time my friends and I morphed everybody’s faces together to make babies and mutants and stuff.
Ginger: do u know of anyone we can stay with in canada?
Becky: I know one guy who goes to school there
Ginger: haha ok
Becky: but he’s from New York
Becky: and he wants to have sex with me
Becky: but he would play nice, probably
Ginger: want to go to a club in philly and do this?
HI TUMBLR DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE REMEMBER WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME A PUZZLE THAT WAS MADE FROM A PICTURE OF MY TURTLE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED TODAY.
I CAN’T BREATHE. I’M IN LOVE WITH SO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. NAMELY GINGER AND MARCELLO AND ALSO THIS PUZZLE.
that is the best kind of feeling.
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miles between each licked lip
fajr creeping up trembling legs
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