March 8, 2011
He is actually Mufasa.

He is actually Mufasa.

February 14, 2011
"Oh my God! He totally looks like somebody you’d be fucking!!"

— My old roommate knows me far too well.

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February 11, 2011
That moment when the people in my life realize that they don’t actually have to put up with all the ridiculous shit that I find hilarious, as shown by a Facebook Chat:

Becky:
and between my legssssssssssss
Ginger:
ok
Becky:
and inside of meeeeeeeee
Ginger:
im going to meet lenny right after class

im free at 6

Becky:

all over me

Ginger:
lol
Becky:
sexy sex sextime
Ginger:
got ya
Becky:
nakedsweatybodies
lotsoftouching
Ginger:
will i be able to find u on facebook?
Becky:
you’re touching me
and I’m touching you
Ginger:
yes
Becky:
and we’re touching each other
Ginger:
thats what i want
haha
ok
well
Becky:
and we’re naked.

yes you can find me on facebook
I will be here for you
Ginger:
ill try and facebook u once I know whats going on
Becky:
and I will be naked
Ginger:
ok
cool
Becky:
and I’m like…totally touching myself right now
Ginger:
wheres your roommate going to be?
Becky:
DO YOU HAVE A PUBLIC ERECTION YET
Ginger:
at like 6ish
Becky:
IS THE CLASS LAUGHING AT YOU
Ginger:
omg
…no
Becky:
I AM SO WET AND HOT FOR YOUR LOVING

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January 28, 2011
Uhhhh… When I received my turtle puzzle a week ago… I was asleep. So I opened it in a groggy haze of zombie-like exhaustion with no attention to details and zero memory of anything that happened besides “Ginger send turtle puzzle. Becky happy.’
So I just realized today that the envelope’s addressed to “Baby Kitten Hair”.
……..
…………….

Uhhhh… When I received my turtle puzzle a week ago… I was asleep. So I opened it in a groggy haze of zombie-like exhaustion with no attention to details and zero memory of anything that happened besides “Ginger send turtle puzzle. Becky happy.’

So I just realized today that the envelope’s addressed to “Baby Kitten Hair”.

……..

…………….

January 26, 2011
Idealists and Realists

Becky: I’ve always wanted to adopt.

Ginger: You want to adopt babies? You can have your own babies!

Becky: Oh, no! Not babies. Everybody wants babies. I want to adopt older children.

Ginger: …..what? You want to adopt older kids. With personalities and problems.

Becky: Yeah. And I’m considering…. uh… like… special needs children.

Ginger: *rolls over and dies of terror*

I’m still naively 12 years old when it comes to the adoption dream. I JUST KNOW THAT I AM GOOD AT LOVING PEOPLE OK?!

January 26, 2011
No context will be provided.

No context will be provided.

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January 25, 2011
From that one time my friends and I morphed everybody’s faces together to make babies and mutants and stuff.
Bahahahahahahaaaaa
Pleasedon’tjudgemeIhateFacebookrelationshipsthisissomestupidjokeofhisIhateit

From that one time my friends and I morphed everybody’s faces together to make babies and mutants and stuff.

Bahahahahahahaaaaa

Pleasedon’tjudgemeIhateFacebookrelationshipsthisissomestupidjokeofhisIhateit

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January 22, 2011
Boyfriend Lullz

Ginger: do u know of anyone we can stay with in canada?
Becky: I know one guy who goes to school there
Ginger: haha ok
Becky: but he’s from New York
Ginger: hmmmmm
Becky: and he wants to have sex with me
Becky: but he would play nice, probably
Ginger: omg
Ginger:
Becky: …….
Becky: <3
Ginger: want to go to a club in philly and do this?

January 20, 2011
HI TUMBLR DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE REMEMBER WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME A PUZZLE THAT WAS MADE FROM A PICTURE OF MY TURTLE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED TODAY.
I CAN&#8217;T BREATHE. I&#8217;M IN LOVE WITH SO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. NAMELY GINGER AND MARCELLO AND ALSO THIS PUZZLE.

HI TUMBLR DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE REMEMBER WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME A PUZZLE THAT WAS MADE FROM A PICTURE OF MY TURTLE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED TODAY.

I CAN’T BREATHE. I’M IN LOVE WITH SO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. NAMELY GINGER AND MARCELLO AND ALSO THIS PUZZLE.

January 18, 2011
When somebody sends you a simple message about licking you and it makes your brain short-circuit,

that is the best kind of feeling.

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