He is actually Mufasa.
March 8, 2011
February 14, 2011
"Oh my God! He totally looks like somebody you’d be fucking!!"
— My old roommate knows me far too well.
February 11, 2011
That moment when the people in my life realize that they don’t actually have to put up with all the ridiculous shit that I find hilarious, as shown by a Facebook Chat:
and between my legssssssssssss
ok
and inside of meeeeeeeee
im going to meet lenny right after class
im free at 6
Becky:
lol
sexy sex sextime
got ya
nakedsweatybodies
lotsoftouching
will i be able to find u on facebook?
you’re touching me
and I’m touching you
yes
and we’re touching each other
thats what i want
haha
ok
well
and we’re naked.
…
yes you can find me on facebook
I will be here for you
ill try and facebook u once I know whats going on
and I will be naked
ok
cool
and I’m like…totally touching myself right now
wheres your roommate going to be?
DO YOU HAVE A PUBLIC ERECTION YET
at like 6ish
IS THE CLASS LAUGHING AT YOU
omg
…no
I AM SO WET AND HOT FOR YOUR LOVING
January 28, 2011
Uhhhh… When I received my turtle puzzle a week ago… I was asleep. So I opened it in a groggy haze of zombie-like exhaustion with no attention to details and zero memory of anything that happened besides “Ginger send turtle puzzle. Becky happy.’
So I just realized today that the envelope’s addressed to “Baby Kitten Hair”.
……..
…………….
January 26, 2011
Idealists and Realists
Becky: I’ve always wanted to adopt.
Ginger: You want to adopt babies? You can have your own babies!
Becky: Oh, no! Not babies. Everybody wants babies. I want to adopt older children.
Ginger: …..what? You want to adopt older kids. With personalities and problems.
Becky: Yeah. And I’m considering…. uh… like… special needs children.
Ginger: *rolls over and dies of terror*
I’m still naively 12 years old when it comes to the adoption dream. I JUST KNOW THAT I AM GOOD AT LOVING PEOPLE OK?!
January 26, 2011
January 25, 2011
From that one time my friends and I morphed everybody’s faces together to make babies and mutants and stuff.
Bahahahahahahaaaaa
Pleasedon’tjudgemeIhateFacebookrelationshipsthisissomestupidjokeofhisIhateit
January 22, 2011
Boyfriend Lullz
Ginger: do u know of anyone we can stay with in canada?
Becky: I know one guy who goes to school there
Ginger: haha ok
Becky: but he’s from New York
Ginger: hmmmmm
Becky: and he wants to have sex with me
Becky: but he would play nice, probably
Ginger: omg
Ginger: …
Becky: …….
Becky: <3
Ginger: want to go to a club in philly and do this?
January 20, 2011
HI TUMBLR DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE REMEMBER WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME A PUZZLE THAT WAS MADE FROM A PICTURE OF MY TURTLE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED TODAY.
I CAN’T BREATHE. I’M IN LOVE WITH SO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. NAMELY GINGER AND MARCELLO AND ALSO THIS PUZZLE.
January 18, 2011
When somebody sends you a simple message about licking you and it makes your brain short-circuit,
that is the best kind of feeling.
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