Face Down Bed-Humping

I HAVE THIS WEIRD LITTLE CUT ON MY NOSE BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ON...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:20:00 -0400

I HAVE THIS WEIRD LITTLE CUT ON MY NOSE BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ON FRIDAY AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD TO DRAG ME OUT FROM UNDER A BUSH BY MY ANKLES BECAUSE I CRAWLED UNDER IT AND SHOOK ITS BRANCHES IN MY FACE WHILE SCREAMING “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I’VE NEVER THANKED YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BUSH”

I made a art based on a life.

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:49:33 -0400

I made a art based on a life.

mechafaux: bird rights

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:18 -0400

mechafaux:

bird rights

"Gabe and I have talked about how you are the biggest threat to our relationship fidelity."

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:07:40 -0400

“Gabe and I have talked about how you are the biggest threat to our relationship fidelity.”

- Becky (via nopedefinitelynotme)

THIS WAS A REAL CONVERSATION WE HAD WHERE I SAID “I’LL TRY NOT TO GET SO DRUNK AROUND LIZ ANYMORE BECAUSE APPARENTLY I JUST TRY AND HAVE SEX WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME” AND HE SAID “YEAH I THINK THAT WOULD BE BEST”

nevver: Shark week, Every week

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:23 -0400

nevver:

Shark week, Every week

hometown-unicorn: My eye caught a dark form lying on the river...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:00:26 -0400

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

WEENIE LYFE

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:39:44 -0400

WEENIE LYFE

"The number of times you’ve said ‘I need to find something important’ before..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:23 -0400

“The number of times you’ve said ‘I need to find something important’ before looking through 15 pages of pictures of your face is really something wild.”

- what - ever

allyhatingheterophobe: Misandry is a joke. Do people not understand this? It’s a joke, because...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:52:53 -0400

allyhatingheterophobe:

Misandry is a joke.

Do people not understand this?

It’s a joke, because sexism is the systematic oppression of women, and misogyny is rampant and easy, but misandry takes a concerted effort because we’ve all been trained to love men.

When people say they are misandrists then nine times out of ten it is a joke because however hard you try you can’t oppress men in that way. In this society it actually does not work.

It’s a joke. We are laughing at the fact that people think misandry is an existing problem which is “just as bad as misogyny”. We are laughing because it’s easier than crying.

It’s a bitter, angry, and necessary joke.

nuditea: the river by mirah [lyrics] you don’t want to hurt...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:00:16 -0400

nuditea:

the river by mirah [lyrics]

you don’t want to hurt me
but you don’t want to need me
so how can you receive me?

take a seat, don’t grieving be, we’ll settle this all out
then one by one, i’ll take these from the caverns of my mouth
the teeth who mash and teeth who make my tender muscles shout
a last goodbye to lose what once i’d never known without

and in my mind the river runs a straight line through the town
never bending, only sending stuff from north to south
under bridges, fishes wear the currents like a gown
and i will swallow crookedness, not let it drag me down

afraid that if i cut you loose
you’d never again want me to
embrace you in your solitude

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:41:29 -0400

thenewhotness: The National // I Need My Girl

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:00:22 -0400

thenewhotness:

The National // I Need My Girl

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:00:33 -0400

worked better than the drugs

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:06:00 -0400

worked better than the drugs

wordwhorls: wonderbecky: Tonight I was reminded that most...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:27:00 -0400

wordwhorls:

wonderbecky:

Tonight I was reminded that most drugs just make me want to be away from people so I can think and feel things by myself, but check out how cool my tits looked the whole night!!

Reblogging this partly because I still sometimes think about how great my tits looked this night and I want to share that with you all but

MOSTLY BECAUSE

I took two freaking ritalin for the first time in my whole life and STILL all I want to do is fuck somebody and go to sleep. Drugs don’t work on me. I am a drugless void.

fuckyeahgreatplays: First look at August: Osage County CAN YOU...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:00:25 -0400

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fuckyeahgreatplays:

First look at August: Osage County

CAN YOU EVEN STAND IT

Have done some personal meditation and decided that I’m content, even happy, with the fact...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:19:57 -0400

Have done some personal meditation and decided that I’m content, even happy, with the fact that I have only average math skills but above-average blowjob skills.

lacrisalideinversa: by Woosra Kim.

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:00:35 -0400

lacrisalideinversa:

by Woosra Kim.

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:00:31 -0400

snowce: Milan Nenezic

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:00:40 -0400

snowce:

Milan Nenezic