July 9, 2012

Anonymous asked: I've never given head before (I've had sex tho) and I'm sorta nervous to do it because I don't think I'll know what I'm doing....what's it like? Any advice? Please help me Becky!

Aaahhh this is exciting!!

(Tumblr disclaimer that this is my own experience and everybody’s different & etc)

I think giving head is so nice and fun and neat!! For a few reasons, but mostly because you can get lost in your own personal penis wonderland world by yourself for a while and also I don’t know if you’ve ever really seen or touched a dick but WOWWIE WOW WOW they are so magical and nice to interact with. Some people don’t like giving head though, and that’s okay too!! So don’t feel bad if you don’t like it!

Giving head is personal, and everybody’s got their own style, but I think there are a few ideas that run true no matter what. I tried to keep this short for the consideration of other people’s dashboards but it’s actually really long sorry errybody.

- MOST importantly: have fun and enjoy yourself!! I’m currently giving the best head of my LIFE because I’m so so comfortable with the person that I’m giving it to. And I’ve given a lot of shitty head only because I was feeling very self conscious about what the other person thought of my giving-head skills, so do your best to make sure you’re at ease and comfortable in whatever heady (HA!) situation you’re in!

- Don’t be embarrassed about the following: drooling, gagging, looking at their face (I’m working on this one!), sheer ecstasy that you feel about getting to put your mouth all over their goodies, etc.

- Taking the drooling part even farther - LOTS OF SPIT. Spit on it straight from your mouth, spit on your hand and then slather it around, gather the spit in your mouth around the dick and let it drip out of the corners and down the sides of the shaft, etc. Spit is important.

- PAY ATTENTION TO NOT JUST THE DICK. Put your mouth and hands all over the balls, thighs, the line right between their thighs and their pelvic zone where everything connects, the area right behind the balls AND EVEN the butt if they are into that (and look butts are also pretty awesome so don’t be scared of a little booty play). You are Johnny Appleseed dropping seeds of pleasure and this person’s whole pelvic region is your fertile farmland. Go to town.

- Also, do different things to the dick!! The normal sucking up and down the whole shaft is good and worthy of repetition and attention, but also you can lick up the sides, run your tongue around the rim of the head, put just the head in your mouth and do some gentle sucking things with that, etc. Sometimes I go up the sides of it with my lips like an ear of corn but I’m starting to realize that that might be really stupid. But hey that’s totally fine because EXPERIMENTATION is also important because how else will you find all the awesome things?! Basically anything you think you want to do to the dick, you should do to the dick (within partner boundaries, of course).

ALSO COOL TRICK I LEARNED THIS SUMMER AND COULDN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T KNOW BEFORE - IT’S WAY EASIER TO DEEP THROAT A DICK WHILST IN THE SIXTY NINE POSITION VIA THE CURVE OF THE SHAFT MATCHING THE CURVE OF YOUR THROAT

Mostly - have fun, pay attention to what your partner likes, and don’t be afraid to get really sloppy (my whole face is usually wet after giving a blowjob)

(it’s really cool)

  1. wuggly-ump said: I want to print this and put it on a wall it’s the greatest thing ever.
  2. monocotsgonewild said: Loving the tags, and also, JOHNNY APPLESEED ARE YOU SERIOUS fuck you’re the best. #1.
  3. crispyravioli said: lol this is all good but my man is so NOT okay with spitting on his dick haha
  4. chiquorinha said: a++ would read again
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