March 2012
ukealyptus:
topherrooney:
every time I consider posting about sex, I change my mind ‘cause i’m like, ‘nah, Becky and Sara got that topic covered enough for us all.’
<3 so true.
This is such an honor, but I want to know your thoughts, Topher.
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you know you're a wildlife conservation major when
saltxwater:
you are simultaneously studying birds and reptiles, and in the back of your mind you know they are really the same group.
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“I hope Rick Santorum and Eric go to get married but Ariel shows up and then...”
– Kaylee’s really good at this, guys. (via librarianpirate)
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Uhh today I had dinner with a group of people and I very animatedly complained about the failures of the US hookup culture and discussed how I’m looking for friends to have sex with and there was a dude there that I kind of know a little bit because he lives in my building and I was like “Hey dude what are you looking for in life?” and he was like “Friends to have sex...
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ntrotto:
I’m having one of those jeans shopping days where I just want to piledrive a mannequin, yell “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY,” and run out of the store.
I think it’s a definite possibility that maybe I’m a little bit of an anarchist but the only time I ever really talked about was I was hanging out with some guy and he tried and failed to take the mostly decorative chains off the posts that bordered a sidewalk and I was like “This is stupid.” and he was like “IT’S ANARCHY!” except he wasn’t joking.
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WatchLots of stuff to do so I’m sitting in a corner and working instead of actually participating in Capoeira today. We have a lot of new people and this is my current background music. So precious.
Also I can’t listen to this to check if it’s actually worth watching so maybe this is just a minute of me fidgeting with my face on camera oops sorry.
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February 2012
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Uhhh somehow I missed the important part of my childhood where I learned to actually care about getting rained on and this is all well and good when I’m free-spiritedly and unhinderedly biking to lunch but it quickly gets weird when I walk into the building and realize that I am the only wet person inside and I’m dripping on a floor that isn’t mine. Oops.
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jebroni replied to your post: Just woke up from two dreams. The outside one was…
life lesson: forties are incredibly practical and giving.
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Just woke up from two dreams. The outside one was me waking up from a dream at 5 o’clock with no more time left to order Vagina Monologues shirts. The inside one was me using a broken forty bottle to scare away a cop who was threatening some guy from my herpetology class and then after saving him we made out in a pantry somewhere I don’t know.
So I guess today could be...
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Uhhh I have a lot of important things to do today but I just got out of a shower that only gave me cold water so I deserve to burrow under covers all day and so that’s what I’m gonna do.
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circadianarrhythmia:
Looking through pictures means having stress about everything Black Gold Collective represents in the category of “Things That Will Last Beyond My Time in College and Somehow Escaped Me Until the Semester My Mortality Dawned On Me.”
Namely that I’ve been meeting all these wonderfully weird individuals lately but I only have THREE MONTHS LEFT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AND THIS...
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lunelait:
I’d like to be traced blindly by fingertips, because there are parts of faces you can only see by touching them. I’d like to know the names of every bone in the body - clavicle, atlas, radius - I’d teach them to you like they were poems embed them between your knuckles; store them in the knots of your spine.
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dailywhalefacts:
Sperm whales do not believe in Leap Day. Sperm whales do not believe in anything but themselves.
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Anonymous asked: Becky, I have seen you naked so many times. I really do not care if you feel the urge to employ your vibrator while I am in your room. I don't think we care if you bone around us, but not bone around with us. Also, the subjunctive in English is important! It fully warranted at least 8 minutes' discussion. PS you can just say "hey guize i need to m4s7urb473!" and we would either...
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Wait they have been gently arguing about grammar rules for at least eight minutes I feel like this changes everything I can do whatever I want now
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metopicsuture replied to your post: Uhhhh my roommate is sleeping in our room tonight…
no rules if everyone is asleep and you’re quiet.
diasporainmeter replied to your post: Uhhhh my roommate is sleeping in our room tonight…
get that pillow wet! no rules!
lagranada replied to your post: Uhhhh my roommate is sleeping in our room tonight…
i have done this but I had a loft bed....
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Uhhhh my roommate is sleeping in our room tonight goodbye for now vibrator?!?!?!
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All I want in life are friends I can bone around with why is this such a hard thing it seems so easy on the internet.
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gnate1:
Things I should be doing
studying
Things I am doing
“blogging”
Things I’m going to be doing shortly
masturbating furiously
sleeping
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poetcetera:
(A haiku.) The next time we meet, it might be nice if we said more than a hello.
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stoop—kid liked your photo: therealkatiewest: “I want To do with you what…
moment of panic lololololololololol
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richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
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