January 2012
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Blogging this post with zero substance because I think Satah is maybe drunk tumbling right now and I want em to enthusiastically like this for no reason.
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I think he hates red lipstick so I made sure to wear some tonight.
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I like wearing makeup when I go out with Ian because he is one of those guys that only likes girls that wear no makeup and are effortlessly beautiful aka girls that wear sneaky makeup to look effortlessly beautiful.
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December 2011
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How the fuck do you blow dry hair, though?
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Taking a bath in the daytime?!?!
“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...”
– Bill Hicks (via sirmitchell)
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Morning Texts
Valerie: I just want Jesse Pinkman to softly whisper "bitch" in my ear as we have sex.
Becky: Yeah.
Valerie: Yeah.
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My friends at home have only just recently started drinking together, but we ALWAYS have snacks at our parties.
babyonce:
guys i think we need to talk about the decline of snacks at parties
what happened to them
where’d they go
Yeah this was my major problem when I went to college and started going to alcohol parties because SERIOUSLY.
“We used to say: if you threw your panties on the wall at the end of the night...”
– Grandmother (via jebroni)
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Two Lovers, Covered in Covers, oil on canvas, 2011
circadianarrhythmia:
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Valerie and I just had a super hot threesome.
(It was with Breaking Bad.)
valerieveracious:
sexxxisbeautiful:
fuckyealiz:
you do not have to be nice to someone if all they do is make your life miserable and demand respect they do not deserve
no matter if they are your friend or your mother.
#self care
“Deer are gorgeous. I just watched them and they were awesome and majestic and...”
– alright well boyfriend has clearly been taking wildlife conservation major seduction classes. (via saltxwater)
“I know I should go, but I will probably stay. And that’s all you can do about...”
– Modest Mouse, “Polar Opposites” (via judgemyname)
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“You want evidence of the street
fight? A gutter-grate bruise & concrete...”
– Mosquito, Alex Lemon
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I GOT YOU TO THE LAST DRAGON IN THE ICE CAVERN
AND YOU FUCKING FLY INTO A POOL OF ACID GOOP
YOU DON’T DESERVE TO DRAGON GLIDE
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Ugh I am still babysitting Pudge and we’ve mostly been playing Spyro for a day and a half which is really awesome and she’s awesome but my mom’s nurse brought her dumb ol’ kid to work today and it is too early for me to not hate you get out of my life your stupid tiny child. You are taking away from our Spyro time and you keep flying off of cliffs and nobody cares if you...
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mariatatuada:
I don’t have any beef with people who choose not to smoke, drink, or ingest drugs. In fact, yours truly was straightedge for about 2 years after my friend died in a drug-related incident. I felt like I was going down a bad path with my various substances and I needed some time to clear my head and do something in her honour. After that time, I felt comfortable trying to find a...
High Bar
dearoldlove:
Thank you for setting the bar pretty damn high so I wouldn’t get into horrible relationships. It’s 10 years and 4 boyfriends later, but you’ve helped me find someone perfect. I hope you’re happy, too.
myylifeasalex:
wonderbecky replied to your post: wonderbecky replied to your post: THIS WILL BE…
Have I ever told you that I love that you get and respect my (non-)advice and not everybody does that and you are so wonderful?
No! But thank you and I love you too and I actually love the way that you give such respectful (non-)advice which is actually really thought-provoking and the best advice...
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The cool thing about my tiny hometown,
is that
when an ambulance comes to my house at 12:30 am
I can ALWAYS COUNT ON
awkwardly seeing somebody that I graduated with
wheeling a gurney through my house
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valerieveracious:
today someone asked me how my vagina is and I think I was supposed to dirty talk or something but instead I said
“Well its definitely a vagina And has many…vagina like qualities For example, things can go inside of it. Standard vagina”
I love you.
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Why is a fucking ambulance pulling up to my house.
UGH.
I blogged about having sex with my sister and I quickly gained two followers.
Word.
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Anonymous asked: your relationship with stoop kid is so intriguing and makes me jealous. I WANT MORE STOOP KID INFORMATION!
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pleasernoteaser started following you
Please tell me this is for the sister sex posts.
Be honest.
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Once people touch me nicely I don’t really understand why they would ever be around and not be touching me.
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I wonder how many posts I can make about having sex with my sister before people start leaving.
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I’ll have you know, Anon, that we have in fact already discussed it and came to the conclusion that we would actually be the greatest threesome experience for anybody who was ever that lucky.
So there.
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Anonymous asked: ok, you seriously need to have a 3some with your sister to help relieve or at least express all this sexual frustration u guys obviously have. just do it allready noones gonna judge u!
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I understand that New Year’s Eve Kissing Angst is fairly overdone and will only become worse but all I’m saying is that I’m glad Valerie and I are going to the same party because I’m down with kissing her or just looking into her eyes and crying.
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blahstuff replied to your photoset: Okay well these are marshmallows this is a thing…
is this what happens if you go too long without a romp?
We’ve known each other for such a short time and yet you know me so well.
Also, shamelessly stealing the term “romp” from you. <3<3<3
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